moniquill:

flagellant:

jj-aka-squirrel:

blackpyrefly:

blackpyrefly:

prophet

things i have learned in the last 5 days:

• a lot of you want to have sex with calvins dad

I fucking hate cyclists. They act like I wouldn’t just floor them if given the chance. I’m in a half-ton SUV, and you’re not even wearing hi-vis or nothing, you almost deserve at least a door-check for not even trying to ride on the shoulder. Fucking pricks.

@jj-aka-squirrel my guy i’m not a professional but how are you as a taoist gonna seek balance and peace with all life to achieve balance internally and externally if your first instinct to seeing a comic book character mad about unsafe drivers is to say you want to kill people on bicycles

hamaesthetic:

water in super mario galaxy 2

goodplan-ipromise:

lmaonade:

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

wolfygecko:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

deejay:

m86:

saying “pleasure doing business with you” and strongly shaking the hand of the supermarket cashier every time you buy something